Soriano Watch

Will he or won't he? This is getting better all the time. Good gravy, the status of the Nats' team bus was on Mike & Mike in the Morning this morning. (It left at 8:15 a.m. No word on whether Soriano was on the bus, or whether they were serving bagels or doughnuts on the bus).

Well, Jim Bowden sure got his splash out of the Soriano deal. I mean, everyone is talking about the Nats...including Ms. SuperNoVa. A transcript of this morning's conversation:

Mrs. SNV: I don't understand why they want Soriano to play left field.
Our Hero: Well, he's really bad at second base.
Mrs. SNV: But doesn't Podsednik play left field?
Our Hero: Podsednik plays on the White Sox.

Hey, does YOUR wife know who plays left field for the White Sox? I didn't think so.
[DM, your wife doesn't count.]

Please keep checking this space over the day as we track the Soriano situation. We won't have new posts or updates. But you will run out hit count up. Thanks for stopping by and visiting our wonderful sponsors.

P.S., to the driver of a car with Virginia plates HIDIDLYHO on Chain Bridge Road two nights ago, I say, "Drop Dead Flanders."

UPDATE: Soriano takes the field! Soriano takes the field! Fonzie blinks, Bowden 1, Fonzie 0. Bowden's reputation, -3, Fonzie's reputation, -1.