Friday, November 19, 2004

We got a Guillen!

Alas, it is not Carlos, it is Jose. The first ever Breaking News I've received from Dexys and SuperNoVa, please Moneyball this acquisition. My contribution to the analysis of this move is historical. The Nats are following in the Phils' footsteps: they have acquired the "wrong" Guillen. The Phils have a history of getting the wrong brother: Vince DiMaggio, Ken Brett, Mike Maddux, Jeremy Giambi. (I know Carlos and Jose are not brothers, but you get my point). At least they did not pick up Ozzie!


At 5:28 PM, Blogger DM said...

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At 5:33 PM, Blogger Bijan C. Bayne said...

Dear Mr. Bowden (from a concerned fan),

pitcher, definition.

4: the position on a baseball team of the player who throws the ball for a batter to try to hit; "he has played every position except pitcher"; "they have a southpaw on the mound"

At 5:50 PM, Blogger SuperNoVa said...

Bowden isn't interested in pitchers because the National League is running a "turn back the rulebook" theme this year. Pitchers will be throwing underhanded with a stiff wrist.


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