Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Meet the New Boss

We earlier noted our amusement that our humble blog had been acquired by a gentleman named Michael Briggs. Dexy's, of course, speculated that Briggs was in fact, Jim Bowden under a nom de plume, and that we would have to alter our content accordingly.

Well, I just checked our ownership records, and, lo and behold, we have a new owner. According to this press release, a woman named Ann Wuyts has "pressured out" public shareholders to acquire an 80% ownership interest in Nats Blog.

We have this message to our new owner: we salute your hardball tactics! We look forward to the guile you will bring to running this blog, and pledge our fealty to the new order! After all, "What good is money if you can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"

From a brief Google search, it appears that Ms. Wuyts is Dutch. Which makes a lot of sense, given that our third baseman is named Dutch. Ms. Wuyts: with your next visit, please bring us a pancake and a smoke.


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