Anna, You Made the List

Mrs. DM and Little DM were in 7-11 this afternoon, about to enjoy a nice spring Slurpee, and near the counter there was a copy of FHM Magazine with this cover featuring Anna Benson. Little DM, who will be five in June, sees it and says "Look Mom! Baseballs!" Mrs. DM steams and leaves me a voicemail with this thought for the soon-to-be-ex Ms. Benson: "Thank you for ruining the National Pastime for my son!"

I'd stay away from D.C., Anna. I can't control what she might do.