What's New is Old

The "new alternate jersey" looks just like the old alternate jersey. The "new" pinch hitter looks just like the "old" pinch hitter. It is getting more and more Soviet-like over at Nationals headquarters. Pravda is singing the praises of the latest success of central planning. I daresay the "200" fans who showed up might have been "incentivized" to appear like North Korean department store shoppers. And we will have an owner any day now, but for the National Disgrace that is our current Big Brother. All the while our 2006 hopes go down the memory hole ...