Headlines, get your Headlines
So, SNV and I were chatting about a flight he was taking, which got me on pun central regarding the new team.
What I am looking for here is ideas for potential headlines for the Nationals that the Post or the Times can eat up and make the rest of us groan.
The two that came to mind right off the bat (pun intended) that I mentioned to SNV were:
When the first free agent bolts from the team:
"Flight out of Nationals"
and when the team can't seem to ever score more than a couple of runs:
"Nationals plain; rather Dulles"
Fire away with more, our loyal readers.