I love the sheer balls of this!
In a recent article about the Nats "trade talks" for Sammy Sosa, it was stated that the Nats are still looking at acquiring Corky, *cough,* Sammy. But according to the same article, here is the Nats offer: we would like Sammy if and only if we a) don't have to give anyone up in exchange and b) the Cubs pay his entire salary.
Wow. Moose, Rocco, help the Judge find his pen. I'm sure the Cubs can't sign the paperwork on that fast enough :-p