Friday, December 10, 2004

Barry Larkin can do anything?

In a recent interview about the Nationals, Barry Larkin was asked whether in addition to being a Nationals reserve, he would also like to coach. The article says: "Asked if Robinson offered him a coaching position with the team, Larkin said, 'Frank didn't say that specifically, but he did say, whatever I wanted to do.'"

Well, that made me think....would the Nationals allow Barry to do "whatever he wanted to do for the team?" Therefore, I present to you (click on the link to see Barry Larkin in his new roles):

Barry Larkin in charge of selecting the music to be played for each players' at-bat.

Barry Larkin as team real estate agent.

Barry Larkin as home theater consultant.

Barry Larkin as stadium piano tuner.

Barry Larkin as general counsel?

Barry Larkin as team interior decorator.

Barry Larkin as team eulogy writer.

Barry Larkin as team jester and veterinarian.

Barry Larkin as fundraiser (apparently here you can click on something called "Barry Larkin for Sale").

Feel free to comment or add.


At 4:32 PM, Blogger El Gran Color Naranja said...

Barry Larkin as starting shortstop?

Unfortunately he can't take any job.

At 11:30 AM, Anonymous Depend Adult Diaper said...

I think youve made some truly interesting points. Not too many people would actually think about this the way you just did.


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